Observations about the masculine gender

Following are the points that I have noticed to be possessed by major male population
1. A guy always checks and spends about 10 sec in front of any surface capable of reflecting
2. Guys are very particular about their clothes
3. And I don’t even want to begin about their obsession with their hair
4. If a guy smells strongly of deodorant or cologne, etc. then it’s probably because they haven’t had a bath for more than a day. They usually don’t bother otherwise.
5. If a girl breaks up with a guy, it’s the guy that maintains a low profile and tries to sort of not be considered ever being born.
6. If a guy eyes a lot of girls, it’s because they want to be committed but are simply shy.
7. Guys are better friends than girls are or can ever strive to be.
8. They pull a macho face most of the time so that no one can see them as vulnerable.
Disclaimer: the above list is purely based on observed facts over a wide range of males. They are not directed towards anyone particular. And they the most common ones. Some will fit and others won’t.